LakTEK

A WEBIE with his own style ....

Monday, October 31, 2005

Pretty Boring Day...

Today being the hallowean day, I'm feeling so bored. But I did enjoy a greeaat Weekend ! Dunno Why ?

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Tech Support

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah.
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!


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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one.


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Cus tomer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...


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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Te ch support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!


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Cust omer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Cu stomer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.................... thank you.


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Tec h support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work


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Tec h support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


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T ech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.



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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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A nd last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"... on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Boring??? Try some Viral Marketing

Next time you feel bored try this site. It contains many Viral Marketing clips to download.
 
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Web 2.0 - New Age of Internet

Today Web 2.0 has become a popular buzzword in e-business.

Anyway what does Web 2.0 really mean ?

Here I found a good article @ Oreilly

Here are some of the extracts from the article:




Core Competencies of Web 2.0 Companies

  • Services, not packaged software, with cost-effective scalability
  • Control over unique, hard-to-recreate data sources that get richer as more people use them
  • Trusting users as co-developers
  • Harnessing collective intelligence
  • Leveraging the long tail through customer self-service
  • Software above the level of a single device
  • Lightweight user interfaces, development models, AND business models




  • Monday, October 17, 2005

    My (Holi)Day

    Today been a holiday (Poya Day in Sri Lanka) I'm felt bit bored staying at home came to the office to have some fun. This may look bit wired but I enjoy the being in the office. Unlimited Internet Connectivity, State-of-the art machines & technologies, relaxing environment are just few things that keeps me in the office. These may be some of the basic things available at any office in the world, but they are great to me maybe because this was my first experience in a working world. Another reason is my office is just 3 KM away from my home so it's also greaattt!!!

    Saturday, October 15, 2005

    I missed TechEd 2005

    It was so sad for me, a person who keeps track of all IT events in the country missed Microsoft's TechED conference which concluded yesterday. I'm really sad !!! It would have been a great chance to get to know some Geeks in the business. Anyway Life is like this :(
     
    Anyhow I'm getting my hands on to the areas such as AJAX and Microsoft's new WinFX archetecture.

    Friday, October 14, 2005

    Heavy Downpour in the City

    Last few days we've been experiencing Heavy Downpour. So the days was very dull and wet. Virtually everyone was to be soaked and untidy.  Hope there won't be any floods this time around.
     
    Thankfully so far today morning has been bright and sunny.